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addicted-to-phan-girling:


Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

addicted-to-phan-girling:

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

orange-plum:

This is my favorite

orange-plum:

This is my favorite

buttonpoetry:

Jesse Parent - “To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter”

"If you break her heart, I will hear it snap with the ear I pressed against her mother’s belly."

From the Coaches Slam at CUPSI 2014. This performance has the longest sustained break for applause we’ve ever seen a poet have to take.

trumpetsconfirmed:

nice job poisoning your own mudkip you shithead

trumpetsconfirmed:

nice job poisoning your own mudkip you shithead

thatfunnyblog:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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