Be the best you can be

god jesus christ fUCK ME

 (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
 (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
 (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

february—27th:

effectives:

char-thelove:

shithappensmoveon:

biddiess:

lovemeeforeternity:

o-nyourknees:

unstudious:

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

Oh my god Colton Haynes is so fucking sexy

i would fuck him so hard omfg

Just let me fuckin love you ughh

Fuck me

I swear to god if a guy ever looked at me like that I’d fuck him right then and there OMG so hot and I’m dying

sweet mary jesus he is a man made of marble and i just want to change my panties cause they’re ruined now.

there is an ocean in my panties

TOUCH ME

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH

february—27th:

LMFAO

simplymary-anne:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.